Rejection Hotline

For all the single ladies....

Don't give your real phone # out to weird guys, instead give them this number!

972-836-0066

Everyone needs to call this; it's hilarious!

Radio TIVO

So, the other day I told Kyle that I wished they would come out with TIVO for Radio?

I miss Kidd Kraddick in the morning, now that I live 5 minutes from work, and would love to be able to listen to it on longer afternoon/night car drives!

I just googled TIVO for Radio and turns out a device exists! It's called Radio YourWay...

http://www.gizmag.com/go/2658/

Restaurant.com

Save on meals at your favorite restaurants!

1. Visit http://www.restaurant.com/

2. Search your zip code for nearby participating restaurants.

3. Purchase $10 or $25 giftcards for 2/5 the price!

This is a great way to plan date night.

Choose a restaurant from their list and purchase giftcards in advance.

Happy Affordable Eating :)

New Cowboy's Stadium

Kyle and I's Ranger seats are on the 3rd level of The Ballpark in Arlington. The entrance overlooks the new Cowboy's Stadium. It's fascinating, huge, and exciting!

We will attend the first game in the "Party Pass" Deck on September 20th. These tickets run only $29 each!

GO COWBOYS!

Stovall Cavender Annual Golf Classic

Kyle, myself and our dads played golf at The Bridges golf course up in Gunter, TX this Saturday. We had a blast and decided that we would make this an annual event on my birthday weekend each year.

My dad and I won "Best Overall Score", Kyle and his dad won "Most Winning Holes" and Kyle won "Most Outrageous Putt" of the day.

Arby's Wednesday's!

Every Wednesday, Arby's gives away 1 free sandwich to anyone who purchases a beverage. You don't need a coupon, all you have to do is ask for it!

Today I enjoyed their Grilled Chicken Club sandwich with Diet Peach Tea for $2.15.

Enjoy!

Smile For Today

Here's Something That Will Make You Smile!

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Cheap Decor

This Saturday at my friend Megan's baby shower, I was assigned the duty of bringing flowers. I thought it would be fun to make them out of tissue paper and save a few bucks.

Watch this video on how to construct these beauties!

Hacker

**NOTICE: My blog was hacked by a Mr. Kyle Cavender.

Please disregard previous post. Though my feelings to the subject matter are consistent with what was written, I did not authorize this boasting on my blog. HA!

I guess that post was proof that he is indeed the Funniest Man I Know.

THE GREATEST HUSBAND IN THE WORLD

MY HUSBAND IS THE BEST. HE IS SUCH A GREAT PERSON AND SO VERY HANDSOME. I LOVE HIM AND ALL OF HIS WONDERFUL QUALITIES. I AM THE HAPPIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD BECAUSE OF HIM. I TRUST HIM WITH ANYTHING...INCLUDING ACCESS TO MY COMPUTER AND MY BLOG. I'M SO GLAD HE IS MINE.

Locusts in the House

4:30 am Kyle and Brittany wake up to a loud buzzing noise.
4:32 am Kyle discovers and kills locust #1.
4:45 am Steel brings locust #2 in the house.
4:49 am After swatting locust #2 around our bedroom for a few minutes, Steel leaves him right next to Brittany's bedside.
7:02 am Brittany begs Kyle to discard locust #2.

And then she's the one who gets to sleep all day while we are working...

Promo Codes

I was recently making an order on Edible Arangements.com and it asked for a promo code at checkout. Thinking that I might could find a way to save a few extra $$'s, I googled "Edible Arangement Promo Code" and found this awesome website that lists promotion codes for hundreds of retailers.

Before you buy, search this site for discounts!

http://www.promotioncode.org/

The Ugly Truth

This weekend Kyle and I went and saw the Ugle Truth.

I haven't laughed out loud in a movie as much as I did Saturday night.

This movie is hilarious and a must see (especially for all females) and even Kyle enjoyed it.

*Warning: Some of the ideas presented are not consistent with the Bible, so watch lightly :)

Mod Podge

I recently had an urge to do something crafty. I had an extra canvas, some 2 yr. old mod podge, and 100+ sweet wedding cards and notes that I didn't want to throw away.

This is what I created:
A Collage of Wedding Mementos!

(Do you see your card front or gift label on here?)

Taylor's Wedding

My friend Taylor got married this weekend at Delaney Vinyard in Grapevine. It was a beautiful location and this venue has a grape stomping event in August for anyone interested!

Here are some pictures from the wedding.

First Dance

Bridal Portrait In Front of Vineyards

Kyle and I

Taylor and Her 1 Million Bridesmaids

Dancing to Boom Boom Pow (ha!)

Steel

The other day, Steel was rustling around in the pantry. I sneaked around the corner (camera in hand) to see what she was up to and this is what I found.

Noice her bushy tail! She was scared and couldn't get out of the paper towel bag. HA!

Marlee

Here are pictures of my cute little neice, Marlee!

Did I Ever Tell You You're My Hero

A couple of nights ago, the Funniest Man I know sang me "Wind Beneath My Wings" by Bette Midler.


He flapped his wings elegantly in the air. It was beautiful.

Click Here for a You Tube video of a smaller, similar voice!

Cross Cheer 2009

17 Girls accepted Christ into their heart this summer at Cross Cheer Camps!

Romans 10:9
If you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and BELIEVE in your hear that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved!

Sweet

The funniest man I know is also the sweetest man I know.


He went to Seattle this weekend and left me this on our kitchen counter before leaving.


Sour Patch Kids always bring a smile to my FACE!

Build-A-Cake

Strapped for time and need a birthday cake on-the-g0?

Here's an alternative to baking a cake; let Mrs. Baird pile on the fun with a powdered donut birthday cake.

It's easy to serve and FACEs will smile :)

Rollasoles & Afterheels

To all my late night dancing, high-heeled wearing friends, here's a very creative trend on it's way to the US that will help you FACE the music with comfy feet. Introducing Rollasoles. They come in four colors: Hi Ho Silver, Gold Differ, Back to Black and Pink.

Also view http://www.afterheels.com/ for additional information.

Springwise Newsletter, May 21 2009

Out in The Wild

The funniest man I know's mom gave him a whistle to scare off wild animals so they wouldn't attack us on the mountains in Estes Park.

I couldn't pass up posting this hilarious FACE.

Top Ten Things I Learned in Estes Park

#10 Everytime the Rockies score, the fountains go off at the ball park

#9 There may be absolutely no fish in their lakes

#8 One of the oldest theaters in the US resides in Estes Park

#7 It hails at 3pm in the middle of a beautiful cloudy day

#6 Watch your backpack; there are little thiefs running around everywhere

#5 There aren't many port-a-potties on the mountain

#4 The marmots are ugly

#3 The ants are HUGE

#2 There's still snow on the mountains in 70 degree weather

#1 Driving an orange rental car attracts lots of funny FACEs

Beware!

I'm scared of squirrels (hence the awkward FACE),

But...


The funniest man I know has them eating out of his hand.

Brandon Rhyder, Best TX Country

Let's FACE It, DFW Sports Nerd spoke correctly when stating that Brandon Rhyder is on of the best TX country artists out there... (ok, I'm a little partial since my husband is the author of that posting)

We went to the Brandon Rhyder concert at Gilley's two weeks ago and he put on a great concert. Check out his music and support this rising TX musician.