Locusts in the House

4:30 am Kyle and Brittany wake up to a loud buzzing noise.
4:32 am Kyle discovers and kills locust #1.
4:45 am Steel brings locust #2 in the house.
4:49 am After swatting locust #2 around our bedroom for a few minutes, Steel leaves him right next to Brittany's bedside.
7:02 am Brittany begs Kyle to discard locust #2.

And then she's the one who gets to sleep all day while we are working...