#10. My fingers have been cramped because The Funniest Man I Know has requested too many calf massages lately.
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#9. At the cowboy game Tony Romo kissed my hand and now I don't want to wash it and it is so dirty that I don't want to mess up my keyboard...
#8. My hands are tired from holding my cute little neice Marlee...
#7. I've been playing too much FREE online poker...
#6. ...and Nintendo DS for that matter....
#5. My flag football team (The Angry Beavers) won the championship and I've been too busy celebrating since...
#4. I've been recruited to play for the Texas Rangers...
#3. My husband (aka The Funniest Man I Know) is unemployed and in the meantime we can't afford the internet at home (ha!)
#1. I just haven't been in the blogging mood...speaking of, who remembers mood rings?