Top 10 Excuses For Not Blogging Lately

#10. My fingers have been cramped because The Funniest Man I Know has requested too many calf massages lately.

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#9. At the cowboy game Tony Romo kissed my hand and now I don't want to wash it and it is so dirty that I don't want to mess up my keyboard...

#8. My hands are tired from holding my cute little neice Marlee...

#7. I've been playing too much FREE online poker...

#6. ...and Nintendo DS for that matter....

#5. My flag football team (The Angry Beavers) won the championship and I've been too busy celebrating since...

#4. I've been recruited to play for the Texas Rangers...

#3. My husband (aka The Funniest Man I Know) is unemployed and in the meantime we can't afford the internet at home (ha!)

#2. Gmail cut my account off because of sending 56,000 emails to publicize my Cross Cheer Fall Camps (http://www.crosscheer.com/camps.html)

#1. I just haven't been in the blogging mood...speaking of, who remembers mood rings?