Corny Humor

I love corny jokes.

Here's the best I've got in my line up...

Q: What kind of bees produce milk?

Q: Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?
A: She heard drinks were on the house.

Q: What do you call and illegally parked frog?
A: Toad

Q: What do you call a cow that won't produce milk?
A: A Milk Dud

Put a smile on my FACE and tell me your funny joke!


  1. What do you call a cow with no legs?

    Ground beef!!

  2. Anonymous12:59 PM

    I'm gonna make like a car and get audi here! :)

  3. Anonymous4:29 PM

    Doctor: You will live to be 60!
    Patient: I am 60!
    Doctor: See! What did I tell you?

  4. Anonymous4:30 PM

    Patient: I have a ringing in my ears!
    Doctor: Don't Answer!

  5. Anonymous4:31 PM

    i like Boo Bees hahahahaha

  6. Anonymous12:19 PM

    What did one candle say to the other?
    "When are you going out?"

    What did one wall say to the other wall?
    "Lets meet at the corner!"

    What do you call a cow with only 3 legs?
    Lean beef!!

    How do you entertain a blonde for 3 hours?
    Give her a carton of milk that says concentrate

    Want to hear a dirty joke? Joe fell in mud
    Want to hear a clean joke? Joe took a bath with bubbles. Bubbles was a girl